Tag: News

  • Wellness Check

    It’s February 2025, how’s everyone doing?

  • 99 Red Spy Balloons

    A lot has happened in the news, and we’re only halfway through the year. Most importantly, it’s been months since my last blog. I can explain.

  • 2021 Confidential: The Final Blog

    The year is over. I wasn’t sure until I heard some government officials confirm it on TV. I then checked my calendar to verify, and they were right! Let’s party. 

  • The Return of the Living Blog

    Day 110: Where did the time go? I’ve squandered precious writing months, distracted with so many different things. I’ve even neglected my ant farm. The house is littered with dead plants I never watered. Bill collectors knock on my door day and night, demanding payment. Behind them stand loan sharks, here to collect various gambling…

  • The Flight of February

    Just wonderful, I’m a day behind on my blog post. You probably weren’t aware that I have self-imposed deadlines. Well, now you know. I fired myself today and subsequently filed for unemployment benefits from myself. The cycle continues…