News – Shawn McKee

Local Man Checks In, World Rejoices

Another month gone. Where did the time go? Did I miss Spring Break?

Looks like we’ve made it to 2026. Congrats!

Someday, humans will go extinct. But that won’t be for a long, long time.

Summer’s almost over, and I haven’t even gone to the beach yet.

Imagine a premonition of your horrible death involving some unforeseen disaster in the immediate future.