Category: Blogging

  • The Return of the Living Blog

    Day 110: Where did the time go? I’ve squandered precious writing months, distracted with so many different things. I’ve even neglected my ant farm. The house is littered with dead plants I never watered. Bill collectors knock on my door day and night, demanding payment. Behind them stand loan sharks, here to collect various gambling…

  • The Flight of February

    Just wonderful, I’m a day behind on my blog post. You probably weren’t aware that I have self-imposed deadlines. Well, now you know. I fired myself today and subsequently filed for unemployment benefits from myself. The cycle continues…

  • An Inexcusable Hiatus

    It’s been over two months since my last blog post. What happened? Blogs, I’m told, should be a weekly endeavor at the least. Those are the rules, and the last thing I want to do at my age is to start disregarding the rules. Procrastination and juvenile shenanigans are things of the past. I need…

  • It’s About Time

    Each time I think this website is ready to launch, something else pops up to further delay the process. Do I have enough content? Do the pages look right? Will everyone laugh at me? Should I invest in more gold? You know, the obvious questions we ask ourselves.

  • 2020 Year in Review

    2020 has been one dysfunctional freak show so far. We’re in a new decade, things should be awesome, but that remains to be seen.