Flashback: There I was, surrounded by dozens of stocky henchman while trying to escape the private island of the odious General Killius.
Time is precious. Each day is an opportunity, especially the weekends. Like many, I value the weekends and the two-day respite from the necessary work-a-day routine.
I try to run three times a week for around two or three miles at a time. This routine, more or less, has been ongoing for nearly twenty years since enlisting the Army.
The Easter Bunny gets more than he bargained for on his most important day of the year. Enjoy!
Unfortunately, I was unable to interview George Washington for his birthday. My time rocket is in the shop, and I’ve had to work overtime at the mop head factory to pay for repairs. For quality mops, you can’t beat Benson’s!
It’s been a while since my last adventure. You might recall how my Genghis Khan interview ended with forced servitude in his army.
My first comic of the year! Stop the press.
The year is over. I wasn’t sure until I heard some government officials confirm it on TV. I then checked my calendar to verify, and they were right! Let’s party.
By Christmas morning, I survived the shopping season. Hallelujah! You can never go wrong with socks.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, five golden rings. I could handle the rings, but the birds were a different story.