Have you ever looked in the mirror and said, “Who the hell is that?” Not me. I know exactly who I am most of the time.
Hi, folks! Movie critic-extraordinaire and thrice-banned White House correspondents’ dinner guest Leonard Maltin is here to discuss the latest Indiana Jones movie.
A lot has happened in the news, and we’re only halfway through the year. Most importantly, it’s been months since my last blog. I can explain.
Flashback: There I was, surrounded by dozens of stocky henchman while trying to escape the private island of the odious General Killius.
Time is precious. Each day is an opportunity, especially the weekends. Like many, I value the weekends and the two-day respite from the necessary work-a-day routine.
I try to run three times a week for around two or three miles at a time. This routine, more or less, has been ongoing for nearly twenty years since enlisting the Army.
The Easter Bunny gets more than he bargained for on his most important day of the year. Enjoy!
Unfortunately, I was unable to interview George Washington for his birthday. My time rocket is in the shop, and I’ve had to work overtime at the mop head factory to pay for repairs. For quality mops, you can’t beat Benson’s!
It’s been a while since my last adventure. You might recall how my Genghis Khan interview ended with forced servitude in his army.
My first comic of the year! Stop the press.