Category: Holidays
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2023: A Recap Odyssey
Stop the press, I’m not quite ready to wrap up the year. There’s still some unfinished business.
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Halloween ’93: Operation Enduring Candy
One of the greatest joys upon returning home from my Kuwait deployment was arriving just in time for Halloween. I could finally go trick-or-treating.
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Presidents’ Day: Hail to the Chiefs
Unfortunately, I was unable to interview George Washington for his birthday. My time rocket is in the shop, and I’ve had to work overtime at the mop head factory to pay for repairs. For quality mops, you can’t beat Benson’s!
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The Saint Valentine’s Day Massacre
The 1929 Chicago gangland execution of seven men in Lincoln Park during the height of urban mob violence put a bloody spin on this otherwise romantic holiday. Is anything sacred?