Category: Holidays
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Halloween ’93: Operation Enduring Candy
One of the greatest joys upon returning home from my Kuwait deployment was arriving just in time for Halloween. I could finally go trick-or-treating.
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Presidents’ Day: Hail to the Chiefs
Unfortunately, I was unable to interview George Washington for his birthday. My time rocket is in the shop, and I’ve had to work overtime at the mop head factory to pay for repairs. For quality mops, you can’t beat Benson’s!
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The Saint Valentine’s Day Massacre
The 1929 Chicago gangland execution of seven men in Lincoln Park during the height of urban mob violence put a bloody spin on this otherwise romantic holiday. Is anything sacred?
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2021 Confidential: The Final Blog
The year is over. I wasn’t sure until I heard some government officials confirm it on TV. I then checked my calendar to verify, and they were right! Let’s party.
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The Great Xmas Caper
By Christmas morning, I survived the shopping season. Hallelujah! You can never go wrong with socks.
