Sirens blared in the middle of the night. I awoke disoriented and completely unaware of the ongoing carnage.
By Christmas morning, I survived the shopping season. Hallelujah! You can never go wrong with socks.
I don’t see anything wrong with a grown man trick-or-treating on Halloween. The “trick,” in my case, is to use a pillowcase for sheer durability and to club any child that gets in my way.