Shawn McKee

Turkey Dreamz

One turkey has grand aspirations beyond the dinner plate.

The turkey has landed. I repeat, the turkey has landed.

They’re known as mysterious creatures of the night, but what else is there to these bloodsucking freaks? Let’s find out.

I tried, but it just doesn’t have the same ring. Suppose I’ll get hit with a lawsuit.

I recently saw The Long Walk (2025). Fortunately, it was a short walk from the parking lot to the theater.